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Biomecha · Posted 11-06-2018, 09:24 PM

Hmm, good question. If meowls existed, I'd want to have those along with platypuses and pangolins for a weird animal farm.

mdom · Posted 11-06-2018, 10:00 PM

Awww don't call pangolins weird xD

Biomecha · Posted 11-06-2018, 10:58 PM

It's a mammal that looks like a mini dinosaur. It's a good kind of weird.

mdom · Posted 11-06-2018, 11:27 PM

True.
I like its face. And scales.

Biomecha · Posted 11-06-2018, 11:29 PM

They look like armored puppies. Tactical doggos?

mdom · Posted 11-06-2018, 11:38 PM

Why do they need defenses? WHO IS ATTACKING THEM???

Biomecha · Posted 11-06-2018, 11:43 PM

Maybe it's a new breed to protect humans. Emotional support tactical pets.

mdom · Posted 11-07-2018, 12:52 AM

Yes
fight the depression for real
with punches

Biomecha · Posted 11-07-2018, 01:31 AM

What animal would be capable?

Mekatra · Posted 11-07-2018, 02:46 AM

For the record, humans are mostly attacking pangolins. They're one of the most illegally trafficked animals in the world. :(

mdom · Posted 11-07-2018, 05:44 PM

WHO'S TRAFICCKING THEM!!! ASSHOELS!!!

kangurus seem capable of punches

Biomecha · Posted 11-07-2018, 06:14 PM

You can have them carry your wallet and other belongings too.

mdom · Posted 11-07-2018, 07:17 PM

Multi-use support pets!
Why can't dogs have pockets

Biomecha · Posted 11-07-2018, 08:37 PM

That's probably one of the reasons why they started making them wear vests. But they're pretty good at fetching things for you anyway. If you don't mind a little slobber.

Mekatra · Posted 11-07-2018, 11:31 PM

Apparently in traditional Chinese medicine they are a common cure for a lot of things ranging from colicy babies to "demon and ogre posessed women." They dry their scales and make medicines with them. :(

We used to have a lady with a service dog come in to the store I worked at all the time. She was wheelchair bound and had very limited mobility with her hands, so she would unzip her little purse thing and fish the money out, then the dog would hop up on the counter and "hand" it to you. He was such a well trained dog. He would carry the shopping bag to the transport van she used and put it in a little bin thing, then stand patiently while the driver strapped her in, then sit in the passenger seat.

mdom · Posted 11-08-2018, 04:25 AM

Noo D: poor pangolins deserve to live more than people who traffic them

Hm, I mind slobber a lot. But i'm also scared of raccoons and their human-like hands

		#2346	Mekatra ADICTED
For the record, humans are mostly attacking pangolins. They're one of the most illegally trafficked animals in the world. :( Answer my riddle to earn a prize! You'll always feel it, but can never see it. It's strong but shatters easily. You can give it away but never hold it. What is it? Pm me the answer, no cheating please!
	Posted 11-07-2018, 02:46 AM

Mekatra ADICTED			#2351
	Apparently in traditional Chinese medicine they are a common cure for a lot of things ranging from colicy babies to "demon and ogre posessed women." They dry their scales and make medicines with them. :( We used to have a lady with a service dog come in to the store I worked at all the time. She was wheelchair bound and had very limited mobility with her hands, so she would unzip her little purse thing and fish the money out, then the dog would hop up on the counter and "hand" it to you. He was such a well trained dog. He would carry the shopping bag to the transport van she used and put it in a little bin thing, then stand patiently while the driver strapped her in, then sit in the passenger seat. Answer my riddle to earn a prize! You'll always feel it, but can never see it. It's strong but shatters easily. You can give it away but never hold it. What is it? Pm me the answer, no cheating please!
		Posted 11-07-2018, 11:31 PM

Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light			#2337
	Hmm, good question. If meowls existed, I'd want to have those along with platypuses and pangolins for a weird animal farm.
		Posted 11-06-2018, 09:24 PM

		#2338	mdom Jellosexual
Awww don't call pangolins weird xD
	Posted 11-06-2018, 10:00 PM

Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light			#2339
	It's a mammal that looks like a mini dinosaur. It's a good kind of weird.
		Posted 11-06-2018, 10:58 PM

		#2340	mdom Jellosexual
True. I like its face. And scales.
	Posted 11-06-2018, 11:27 PM

Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light			#2341
	They look like armored puppies. Tactical doggos?
		Posted 11-06-2018, 11:29 PM

		#2342	mdom Jellosexual
Why do they need defenses? WHO IS ATTACKING THEM???
	Posted 11-06-2018, 11:38 PM

Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light			#2343
	Maybe it's a new breed to protect humans. Emotional support tactical pets.
		Posted 11-06-2018, 11:43 PM

		#2344	mdom Jellosexual
Yes fight the depression for real with punches
	Posted 11-07-2018, 12:52 AM

Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light			#2345
	What animal would be capable?
		Posted 11-07-2018, 01:31 AM

mdom Jellosexual			#2347
	WHO'S TRAFICCKING THEM!!! ASSHOELS!!! kangurus seem capable of punches
		Posted 11-07-2018, 05:44 PM

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		#2348	Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light
You can have them carry your wallet and other belongings too.
	Posted 11-07-2018, 06:14 PM

mdom Jellosexual			#2349
	Multi-use support pets! Why can't dogs have pockets
		Posted 11-07-2018, 07:17 PM

		#2350	Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light
That's probably one of the reasons why they started making them wear vests. But they're pretty good at fetching things for you anyway. If you don't mind a little slobber.
	Posted 11-07-2018, 08:37 PM

		#2352	mdom Jellosexual
Noo D: poor pangolins deserve to live more than people who traffic them Hm, I mind slobber a lot. But i'm also scared of raccoons and their human-like hands
	Posted 11-08-2018, 04:25 AM