[littl3chocobo]

i'm tired too, void x_____x

[Kory]

The nearest domestic violence resource center is too far away...

[Merskelly Metalien]

B{ I think my gut is trying to tell me that eating 6 slices frozen pizza is sort of bad for it.
Even though it was really good crust. Q-Q and tasted great!

[Death by Mirrors]

Originally Posted by Merskelly Metalien

Basically A Modest Proposal:
<w< Hey, you know what would solve the population crisis among the upper and lower classes???
Eating the un-needed babies. ;D It'll be a delicacy, like swan, and whale.~

Originally Posted by Espy

...infant ragout.

Originally Posted by littl3chocobo

bon infant bruschetta

What the...

I should not even try and read back on the posts I missed when vanishing for a few days. Stuff always gets weird once I'm gone.

[Merskelly Metalien]

<x'D HAHAHAHAHA! Ahhhh, the joys of walking in on out-of-context satirical literature! <x'}

[littl3chocobo]

gets weird? XD hun, unless you are steering the convo it sits right between the lanes of weird and rolls that middle line on home

[Death by Mirrors]

...are you saying you need me as a reasonable adult in here? o_O

[Stabbsworth]

yeah, probably.

i pop on, shitpost endlessly until there's nobody else posting, then hop off.

[Death by Mirrors]

Then...
You're so screwed.

[littl3chocobo]

welll. i mean you could... but i kinda like being a dope XD

[Kory]

Have you guys ever read that old article that proposes that people eat babies to control the surplus population?

I don't know why.... But we were forced to read it in high school.

[Stabbsworth]

not even gallagher is a reasonable adult?

[Biomecha]

When someone who sees hundreds of faces a day remembers me, I wonder what sort of idiotic thing I did that made me memorable.

[littl3chocobo]

that is probably so you could grasp the finer point of satire and absurdity

[Death by Mirrors]

@Ava
Nope, but I do remember the Sims 2 BBQ Baby. And the rumor that during beta stage of their Open for Business expansion (which obviously never hit shelves) any object could be marked as "for sale", including babies.

@Voidbarker
Nope, Galla is secretly a snowperson.

[Kaderin Triste]

I feel like I need to write a to do list to help organize the things to get done before Tuesday. So I'm putting it here. Who wants to hold me accountable for completing it?! 8D

To do before Christmas eve:

1. Wrap friend's present (needs done tonight)
2. Christmas nail art (stamping/reverse stamping? Idk)
3. Pick xmas outfit
4. Wash xmas clothes
5. Pack bag for annual xmas kidnapping
6. Decide on and pack take-along craft so I'm not bored to death on xmas (loom knitting? Chainmaille?)
7. Take a shower
8. Take out trash

XP
I can do this!