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Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-26-2019, 04:10 PM

Blink a bunch. Only lazy people keep their eyes open all the time. They're too lazy to blink.

Where can I hide from all the salespeople?

mdom · Posted 08-26-2019, 06:44 PM

with the cashiers. Have you ever seen them selling something to a cashier

How do I wake up early tomorrow?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-26-2019, 06:55 PM

Tomorrow begins at midnight, so, go to sleep and wake up at midnight! You'll be earlier than anyone else.

What do I do if I'm at a wedding?

Stabbsworth · Posted 08-28-2019, 01:18 PM

Do the chicken dance.

How do I stop myself from getting carpal tunnel syndrome?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-28-2019, 04:06 PM

Get carpal tunnel syndrome and then perform a banishing ritual with butter and holy oils to get rid of it and that's how you stop yourself from getting it.

Where can I get some pizza without crust?

Stabbsworth · Posted 08-29-2019, 01:27 PM

from the shark.

how do i get a milkshake to not be spoiled?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 08-29-2019, 10:05 PM

Raise your milkshake with much care and discipline, and teach it humility from ice-cream-hood. And don't lavish the milkshake with too much rewarding material wealth and goodies. No means no. And don't give into tantrums.

How do I make cereal properly?

Stabbsworth · Posted 09-01-2019, 12:07 PM

You just pour the cereal into a bowl. No milk. Eat it dry. Or put it in the toaster.

How do I use a toaster?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 09-01-2019, 02:00 PM

You put something in it to test it, like chips, and then turn the knob all the way on. When you pull the lever, it'll start toasting something, but you have to make sure it's plugged into a very oily and grimy socket, so it can toast evenly.

Who can I ask to help with my homework?

Stabbsworth · Posted 09-04-2019, 01:20 PM

Google.

how do i write?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 09-04-2019, 07:55 PM

Use the Dictation feature on Word and you'll never have to write. x} You speak and it just writes what it thinks you're saying, it's awesome!

Where can I get chicken for dinner?

Stabbsworth · Posted 09-05-2019, 12:49 PM

From a cow.

How do I remove boob?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 09-06-2019, 04:15 PM

Use boob poison. :]

How do I keep from spending so much of my money?

Stabbsworth · Posted 09-06-2019, 07:18 PM

Get someone else to spend your money.

How do I tell my cats they're loved?

Merskelly Metalien · Posted 09-07-2019, 01:36 AM

:} Bark at them. They might get the message if you say it in dog language.

x} How to I hide a fart?

Stabbsworth · Posted 09-07-2019, 12:03 PM

Say that someone else did it.

How do I git gud at math?

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#49
	Blink a bunch. Only lazy people keep their eyes open all the time. They're too lazy to blink. Where can I hide from all the salespeople? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 08-26-2019, 04:10 PM

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#51
	Tomorrow begins at midnight, so, go to sleep and wake up at midnight! You'll be earlier than anyone else. What do I do if I'm at a wedding? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 08-26-2019, 06:55 PM

		#52	Stabbsworth Pixelist
Do the chicken dance. How do I stop myself from getting carpal tunnel syndrome? percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
	Posted 08-28-2019, 01:18 PM

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#53
	Get carpal tunnel syndrome and then perform a banishing ritual with butter and holy oils to get rid of it and that's how you stop yourself from getting it. Where can I get some pizza without crust? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 08-28-2019, 04:06 PM

		#54	Stabbsworth Pixelist
from the shark. how do i get a milkshake to not be spoiled? percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
	Posted 08-29-2019, 01:27 PM

		#50	mdom Jellosexual
with the cashiers. Have you ever seen them selling something to a cashier How do I wake up early tomorrow?
	Posted 08-26-2019, 06:44 PM

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#55
	Raise your milkshake with much care and discipline, and teach it humility from ice-cream-hood. And don't lavish the milkshake with too much rewarding material wealth and goodies. No means no. And don't give into tantrums. How do I make cereal properly? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 08-29-2019, 10:05 PM

		#56	Stabbsworth Pixelist
You just pour the cereal into a bowl. No milk. Eat it dry. Or put it in the toaster. How do I use a toaster? percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
	Posted 09-01-2019, 12:07 PM

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#57
	You put something in it to test it, like chips, and then turn the knob all the way on. When you pull the lever, it'll start toasting something, but you have to make sure it's plugged into a very oily and grimy socket, so it can toast evenly. Who can I ask to help with my homework? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 09-01-2019, 02:00 PM

		#58	Stabbsworth Pixelist
Google. how do i write? percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
	Posted 09-04-2019, 01:20 PM

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#59
	Use the Dictation feature on Word and you'll never have to write. x} You speak and it just writes what it thinks you're saying, it's awesome! Where can I get chicken for dinner? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 09-04-2019, 07:55 PM

		#60	Stabbsworth Pixelist
From a cow. How do I remove boob? percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
	Posted 09-05-2019, 12:49 PM

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#61
	Use boob poison. :] How do I keep from spending so much of my money? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 09-06-2019, 04:15 PM

		#62	Stabbsworth Pixelist
Get someone else to spend your money. How do I tell my cats they're loved? percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
	Posted 09-06-2019, 07:18 PM

Merskelly Metalien Icy Footed			#63
	:} Bark at them. They might get the message if you say it in dog language. x} How to I hide a fart? ^^^Click to go to my pond hangout^^^ ^^^ Click to go to my frickin' art shop ^^^
		Posted 09-07-2019, 01:36 AM

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		#64	Stabbsworth Pixelist
Say that someone else did it. How do I git gud at math? percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
	Posted 09-07-2019, 12:03 PM