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Between 3:57 and 3:58 am. In their timezone, of course. You're welcome.

How do I become a better singer?
Old Posted 06-08-2019, 12:38 PM Reply With Quote  
Default   #18   Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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Sing your words instead of talking every day! x} I'm sure no one would get annoyed or put off by such fervent practicing.

How can I get to Mongolia from my house?

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Start walking west, then swim across the Pacific Ocean.

How can I come up with good ideas for questions?
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Default   #20   Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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How else? x} Do questionable things. Like run down a railroad track, or chase a goose, or try taking a pineapple on a date.

How do I keep my cat from staring at me?

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mdom mdom is offline
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Draw a line on the ground. It works with chickens, cats also start with C so... it'll totally work.

How many days can I go without taking a shower?
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Default   #22   Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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You can go 85 weeks without taking a shower. Has to be precisely 85, or you will succumb to the wrath of the wretched dumpster gods.


Where is the best place to buy a father's day gift? x}

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the best place to buy a fathers day gift is from the dumpster lol.
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Default   #24   Stabbsworth Stabbsworth is offline
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AAY's question has somehow vanished. I'm considering that an SCP.

How do I stop enjoying vanilla milkshakes?
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Become lactose intolerant-! *tries not to sob* >~<;

Where should I do my laundry?

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Old Posted 08-13-2019, 01:00 PM Reply With Quote  
Default   #26   Stabbsworth Stabbsworth is offline
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In the dishwasher.

How can I magic up more vanilla milkshakes?

(Instructions unclear, ended up caffeinating myself to abominably ridiculous levels.)
percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.
somewhat busy working for trisphee.

a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
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Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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Go to Wendy's. Hold it hostage. Demand milkshakes. Enjoy them. Enjoy all of them!

How do I get my dog to understand that he can't howl whenever he wants?

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Old Posted 08-13-2019, 01:02 PM Reply With Quote  
Default   #28   Stabbsworth Stabbsworth is offline
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Agree to take him for a walk whenever he starts howling.

How do I bake a cake?
percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.
somewhat busy working for trisphee.

a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
Old Posted 08-13-2019, 01:05 PM Reply With Quote  
Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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With the weeds and a coat. Fill the coat with weed. Put the batter into the coat. Light the coat on fire. Boom, cake is baked.

Where can I get a fake beard?

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Old Posted 08-13-2019, 01:09 PM Reply With Quote  
Default   #30   Stabbsworth Stabbsworth is offline
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From someone else's beard.

How do I start feeling again?
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somewhat busy working for trisphee.

a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
Old Posted 08-13-2019, 01:11 PM Reply With Quote  
Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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Default   #31  
Touch fire and try to hold it.

I forgot how to write, what do I do?

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Default   #32   Stabbsworth Stabbsworth is offline
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Write anyways.

What is the cost of 39,000 vanilla cakes?
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a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
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