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Default   #17  
I'm not tall, Veshora, but I'm fat enough that I can't pass for a kid xDD
Old Posted 10-24-2018, 02:17 PM  
Default   #18   Veshora Veshora is offline
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Just say your parents were professional sumo wrestlers.
Death's mule librarian. The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little while longer.
Old Posted 10-24-2018, 02:23 PM  
mdom mdom is offline
Jellosexual
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those boobs... everyone at 12 has them in my family, I'm just waiting until I'm 18 to do the surgery, sure <.<
Old Posted 10-24-2018, 02:25 PM  
Default   #20   Veshora Veshora is offline
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It's a rare genetic mutation caused by a hypersensitivity to endogenous estrogenes. You've been teased about it since kindergarten and need to follow a special dietetic routine to keep your estradiol levels low. Basically, candy is the only thing you can safely digest.
Death's mule librarian. The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little while longer.
Last edited by Veshora; 10-24-2018 at 02:39 PM.
Old Posted 10-24-2018, 02:35 PM  
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Jellosexual
Default   #21  
I'm not sure I can finish that sentence before they slam the door to my face, but it's worth a try
Old Posted 10-24-2018, 02:36 PM  
Default   #22   Veshora Veshora is offline
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Try "I just want candy" next time. Much shorter, and as good an explanation as any.
Death's mule librarian. The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little while longer.
Old Posted 10-24-2018, 02:41 PM  
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Jellosexual
Default   #23  
Then they'll say 'NO' and i'll just be 'ok' and cry in my room like the loser I am :(((
Old Posted 10-24-2018, 02:47 PM  
Default   #24   Death by Mirrors Death by Mirrors is offline
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You're not a loser. You're a demonical skeleton airship pirate.
Old Posted 10-24-2018, 05:22 PM  
mdom mdom is offline
Jellosexual
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A demonical skeleton airship pirate loser :(((
Old Posted 10-24-2018, 06:27 PM  
Default   #26   Death by Mirrors Death by Mirrors is offline
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...do you want to talk?
Old Posted 10-24-2018, 06:31 PM  
mdom mdom is offline
Jellosexual
Default   #27  
Well, it all started about thirty years ago...
Old Posted 10-24-2018, 06:35 PM  
Default   #28   Death by Mirrors Death by Mirrors is offline
Writer
So about the time when the US resumed their Space Shuttle program? Go on...
Old Posted 10-24-2018, 06:39 PM  
mdom mdom is offline
Jellosexual
Default   #29  
Wh-what? o.O

Anyway, my dad made me kneel on corn kernels...
Old Posted 10-24-2018, 06:46 PM  
Default   #30   Death by Mirrors Death by Mirrors is offline
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Well, I just subtracted 30 years from today and so we have 1988 which is when... ah, forget it. Not that important for your psychological history anyway. Unless you have sexual dreams about rockets.

How did you feel when your dad made you do it?
Old Posted 10-24-2018, 06:54 PM  
mdom mdom is offline
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Default   #31  
I don't, and I'm also not american xD

very afraid :(
Old Posted 10-24-2018, 07:08 PM  
Default   #32   Death by Mirrors Death by Mirrors is offline
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I know, but space exploration knows no frontiers.

Was there a particular reason he made you kneel on the corn kernels? Like, did he plan a scientific experiment to figure out whether your body heat would turn them to popcorn?
Old Posted 10-24-2018, 07:12 PM  
 

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