[Illusion]

Originally Posted by Boris

I thought I only needed the ostrich to sign up!

Rock and ostrich. Much very important they are.
Now as you go through forest, be sure to wear protection. Do you wear protective?

Originally Posted by mdom

NO! not the ants! They always come for my foods! My food isn't safe anywhere! Not on the table, not on the sink, not by the window... they're my old foes >:U

Dark ones evil. Fight with honor and for all foods everywhere. 'Specially radishes.

[mdom]

Uhn
why ants have never come for my radishes? What's wrong with my radishes? Do I not plant my magic beans with enough water? Animal poop? Love???

[Illusion]

Originally Posted by mdom

Uhn
why ants have never come for my radishes? What's wrong with my radishes? Do I not plant my magic beans with enough water? Animal poop? Love???

Radishes protect us from ants, but not all radishes are magical. Must plant with special ritual. It very good. Best ritual. You sacrifice squirrel after hard work farming. Only female squirrels, because men aren't pure enough.

[mdom]

Drats! I knew that squirrel had boobs too low!
Can't believe I'm gonna have to plant it all again. What will I do with old radishes? They'll never sell at farmer's market.

[Illusion]

You share Radishes with all children in Radishpotenzialupiza!

[Boris]

Originally Posted by Illusion

Rock and ostrich. Much very important they are.
Now as you go through forest, be sure to wear protection. Do you wear protective?

no,I don't wear protection. Am I gonna die? D:

[Illusion]

Originally Posted by Boris

no,I don't wear protection. Am I gonna die? D:

You must wear turtle on head, no?