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Satan
The King of Hell
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#1553 | |||
Oh bees are fantastic! Hell loves bees, in fact they are now man eating and human sized! Boy do demons adore their pollinators.
@Merskelly Whatever you wish! All it will cost is your soul, but your body will most certainly rest in How's everyone doing this fine Saturday? I woke up, read 4 pages of a book made some food and next thing I know the day is almost over! I still don't know where it went. Also on IMVU @SaturnineCT if you add me let me know you found me on Trisphee. | ||||
Posted 05-16-2020, 03:35 PM |
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Merskelly Metalien
Icy Footed
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>x/ Ooh darn! They don't have like a free massage for arms of first-time customers or anything do they? :/
I left my soul on my home planet in an old pizza box so it would smell like cheese. <:/ It hasn't worked so far.. I can't pay unfortunately, but I certainly recommend the spa! :D Sounds amazing! Saturday...today is Saturday? o-o;? I-...I don't remember how I'm doing, since all the days feel the same. <x'] BUT I just saw what I thought was a big white bird glide around my backyard. xD Turns out it was just a plastic bag in the wind hahaha! | ||||
Posted 05-16-2020, 03:41 PM |
Derpy McBlueEyes
MWAHAHAHAHA!
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Derpy waddles over and tugs at your ankle. "Is there somefing for me? I don't wanna get burned in lava or dis...dismem....pulled apart!"
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Posted 05-17-2020, 03:29 PM |
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Kory
Double Rainbow
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I believe Aurelio Voltaire's songs should be the theme songs to this hangout.
"My car it is my life... and like my life it carries me around." --- My Bubba and Mi Picture drawn by ~isa~ | ||||
Posted 05-20-2020, 04:10 PM |
Satan
The King of Hell
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Hey hey hey! Sorry for the delay been workin’ some shit out and waiting on my new phone to come in (Got it today woohoo!)
I’ll totally see what I can hook you up with Merskelly, surely there’s alternate payments for the spa. *Picks Derpy up and sets him on my shoulder.* You my little friend are safest with me. Care for ice cream? Ouh, I’ll have to check them out! Any one particular song in mind Ava? Also on IMVU @SaturnineCT if you add me let me know you found me on Trisphee. | ||||
Posted 05-30-2020, 11:21 AM |
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Derpy McBlueEyes
MWAHAHAHAHA!
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"Yeah!" Derpy cheers, excitedly, nearly falling off your shoulder. "Ice cweam pwease!"
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Posted 05-30-2020, 07:08 PM |
Merskelly Metalien
Icy Footed
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Posted 05-31-2020, 01:49 PM |
#1560 |
Kory
Double Rainbow
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Quote:
Oooo! There are so many! For this thread though, I'd suggest, "Death Death Devil Devil Evil Evil" or "When You're Evil" There's loads of good gems, though! "My car it is my life... and like my life it carries me around." --- My Bubba and Mi Picture drawn by ~isa~ | ||||
Posted 06-01-2020, 06:16 PM |
littl3chocobo
isn't that funny
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in hell the icecream is garlic & peas flavored x''D
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Posted 06-01-2020, 06:25 PM |
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Merskelly Metalien
Icy Footed
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I heard in hell,
>.> there aren't any drugs or alcohol for druggies and alcoholics for a period of time, so as to allow for maximum torture during a withdrawal. :D I also heard that hellhounds are granted horns after they retrieve six hundred souls on earth. <x/ Sounds really difficult, especially since you need one person to look at you 3 times in order to just get one soul. | ||||
Posted 06-02-2020, 12:05 PM |
Derpy McBlueEyes
MWAHAHAHAHA!
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Derpy begins to sniffle...then bursts out in a wail, "BUT I WANTED OREO ICE CWEAM!" He bawls, loudly, clinging to Satan's neck.
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Posted 06-04-2020, 06:27 PM |
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Satan
The King of Hell
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Never too late for a spa treatment! Though... I do wonder who's sharing so many rumors from hell... Are you sure you're not a resident Merskelly?
I'll listen tonight Ava, can't wait! SHSHSHHHH! CHOCOBO! Derpy's crying now... Great... *Wincing Satan snaps his finger summoning oreo icecream, about to hand it to Derpy before slyly picking a pea off the top, flicking it Chocobos way. Then hands the icecream to Derpy.* Now all's in order, we can get back to business as usual. How's everyone doin' with this Hellish season comin' up? Also on IMVU @SaturnineCT if you add me let me know you found me on Trisphee. | ||||
Posted 06-05-2020, 08:18 PM |
Derpy McBlueEyes
MWAHAHAHAHA!
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Derpy wipes at his eyes with one paw as he takes the ice cream with the other. The loud crying ceases and he sniffles a bit before giving a small hiccup and settling down to eat the ice cream.
"My birfday is soon!" he announces, cheerfully. "And mama's gonna make me lots of new cwothes and masks!" | ||||
Posted 06-05-2020, 08:46 PM |
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Merskelly Metalien
Icy Footed
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@ Satan: Actually, I have an impish little hellhound friend. >w> Her name is Noodles. She's a real pile of daisies and rainbows. >.>; I dunno if I should also mention to Satan that she's a slacker...I think he's technically her boss..
@ Derpy: I didn't know your birthday was so soon Derpy. :D How old are you turning?? | ||||
Posted 06-05-2020, 09:30 PM |
littl3chocobo
isn't that funny
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*almost gracefully catches the pea then eats it* i'm not here to make babies happy. i'm here for a job! >D
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Posted 06-06-2020, 10:49 AM |
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Kaderin Triste
Truthwatcher
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Derpy claps excitedly. "Imma be four!"
Hey! I never said I' mske all thst stuff Derpy! | ||||
Posted 06-06-2020, 12:04 PM |
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