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Lunaryon · Posted 06-01-2015, 11:27 PM

Granted, but the Genie mishears your wish and transforms your butt into mint cream

I wish for a wish that is not corrupted by the wish corruption

Illusion · Posted 06-02-2015, 10:54 AM

Granted, but the not corrupted wish was only a wish that held no magic thus not granting anything.

I wish for pie.

Lawtan · Posted 06-02-2015, 02:26 PM

A planet-sized pie crashes into the Earth, destroying everything.

I wish the Earth back.

Lunaryon · Posted 06-02-2015, 08:02 PM

Granted, but now all the people are total assholes.

I wish for a chance to be the Doctor's Companion

Lawtan · Posted 06-03-2015, 07:00 AM

Granted. On your first episode, you die to a crack in time, erasing all memory of you.

I wish for ham!

Sakkyboo · Posted 06-04-2015, 12:03 PM

Granted the ham, at the cost of your thumbs.

I wish for a unicorn!

Lunaryon · Posted 06-04-2015, 08:12 PM

Your wish is granted... but...

I wish for a book of magic spells

Cautionibite47 · Posted 06-05-2015, 01:23 PM

Granted, but each time you cast a spell, one of your fingers falls off.

I wish for a College degree so I can get on with my life.

Lawtan · 05:11 PM

Granted, but the degree is useless in helping you get a job under the current economy. (Alias, a degree in Philosophy. Had a Doctrate in Philosophy taking a nearly free contract job at a college)

I wish for more stamina. *Is tired*

Lunaryon · Posted 06-06-2015, 01:59 PM

Granted, but now you have ALL THE STAMINA, and can never stop moving. Never stop acting. If you stop moving for even a moment you die. And you still need sleep.

I wish for my Writer's block to go away

Lawtan · Posted 06-06-2015, 05:52 PM

Granted, but now you're typing device is kaput.

I wish the same, actually. Have 10+ different stories in my head, and difficulty putting them down.

StellarShadow · Posted 06-09-2015, 07:48 PM

Granted, but now you can't stop typing.

I wish that my cat would stop trying to steal my food.

Lawtan · Posted 06-10-2015, 09:32 AM

Granted. Your cat realized that YOU are made of meat, too.

I wish for...a wishy-washy wish

Night · Posted 07-14-2015, 06:11 PM

Conrgats, but you only have ten seconds to claim it.

I wish for the world filled with rainbows.

contrabandturtlekitty · Posted 08-21-2015, 03:15 PM

Granted but since the world is made out of rainbows there is no gravity therefor you just float in space and die from lack of oxygen.
I wish I could be a good witch and that my magic would work.

Lawtan · Posted 08-23-2015, 08:28 PM

Granted - you are already a good - as in nice - witch, but you didn't specify how your magic would work.

I wish to not have to sleep.

Lunaryon Celestial Princess			#2465
	Granted, but the Genie mishears your wish and transforms your butt into mint cream I wish for a wish that is not corrupted by the wish corruption I amGREED, Fall before me!
		Posted 06-01-2015, 11:27 PM

Lawtan Dragon Storm			#2467
	A planet-sized pie crashes into the Earth, destroying everything. I wish the Earth back. Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
		Posted 06-02-2015, 02:26 PM

		#2468	Lunaryon Celestial Princess
Granted, but now all the people are total assholes. I wish for a chance to be the Doctor's Companion I amGREED, Fall before me!
	Posted 06-02-2015, 08:02 PM

Lawtan Dragon Storm			#2469
	Granted. On your first episode, you die to a crack in time, erasing all memory of you. I wish for ham! Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
		Posted 06-03-2015, 07:00 AM

Lunaryon Celestial Princess			#2471
	Your wish is granted... but... I wish for a book of magic spells I amGREED, Fall before me!
		Posted 06-04-2015, 08:12 PM

		#2466	Illusion The Illusionist
Granted, but the not corrupted wish was only a wish that held no magic thus not granting anything. I wish for pie.
	Posted 06-02-2015, 10:54 AM

		#2470	Sakkyboo Fresh meat :D
Granted the ham, at the cost of your thumbs. I wish for a unicorn!
	Posted 06-04-2015, 12:03 PM

		#2472	Cautionibite47 Fresh meat :D
Granted, but each time you cast a spell, one of your fingers falls off. I wish for a College degree so I can get on with my life.
	Posted 06-05-2015, 01:23 PM

Lawtan Dragon Storm			#2473
	Granted, but the degree is useless in helping you get a job under the current economy. (Alias, a degree in Philosophy. Had a Doctrate in Philosophy taking a nearly free contract job at a college) I wish for more stamina. Is tired Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming! Last edited by Lawtan; 06-05-2015 at 05:11 PM.
		Posted 06-05-2015, 05:08 PM

		#2474	Lunaryon Celestial Princess
Granted, but now you have ALL THE STAMINA, and can never stop moving. Never stop acting. If you stop moving for even a moment you die. And you still need sleep. I wish for my Writer's block to go away I amGREED, Fall before me!
	Posted 06-06-2015, 01:59 PM

Lawtan Dragon Storm			#2475
	Granted, but now you're typing device is kaput. I wish the same, actually. Have 10+ different stories in my head, and difficulty putting them down. Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
		Posted 06-06-2015, 05:52 PM

		#2476	StellarShadow Barrel of Monkeys
Granted, but now you can't stop typing. I wish that my cat would stop trying to steal my food.
	Posted 06-09-2015, 07:48 PM

Lawtan Dragon Storm			#2477
	Granted. Your cat realized that YOU are made of meat, too. I wish for...a wishy-washy wish Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
		Posted 06-10-2015, 09:32 AM

		#2478	Night Harmless
Conrgats, but you only have ten seconds to claim it. I wish for the world filled with rainbows.
	Posted 07-14-2015, 06:11 PM

contrabandturtlekitty Platypus			#2479
	Granted but since the world is made out of rainbows there is no gravity therefor you just float in space and die from lack of oxygen. I wish I could be a good witch and that my magic would work.
		Posted 08-21-2015, 03:15 PM

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		#2480	Lawtan Dragon Storm
Granted - you are already a good - as in nice - witch, but you didn't specify how your magic would work. I wish to not have to sleep. Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
	Posted 08-23-2015, 08:28 PM