[Quiet Man Cometh]

I will write the BEST STORY EVER!
13, 15, 18, 23

It's the new serialization of the best ACTION BRITISH BAKE OFF! The first book, The challenger today, the wisest witch of the wizarding world, Hermione Granger must outbake with a cake most massive our returning champion, the venerable spaceship commander from the final frontier, Admiral Jean-Luc Picard! They will battle in our most challenging arena ever, the Kalahari Desert! Who will triumph? Who will fall, a desiccated sand-blasted corpse? Will there be enough butter? Is this even BRITISH???

Don't fall off a cliff-hanger! Pre-order all the issues today! The first 100 issues include a special forward by actor and Bake-Off enthusiast, Brent Spiner.


(am I a horrible person?)