[Gallagher]

All of you have it wrong.

1. is that cute friend that you let spend the night last night, only to wake in the morning and discover she'd turned into a zombie.

2. obviously refers to the number of termites in the deck's wood. Insect item.

3. because you're ugly. Warts and moles and boils and open wounds. Seriously, what's up with your face, dude?