[Derpy McBlueEyes]

Originally Posted by Merskelly Metalien

<:} Awhhhh, don't worry lil' buddy. Water is perfectly safe for coffee. *softly picks him up and whispers in his floopy dragon ear* <w<; It's actually a joke, see? Dihydrogen monoxide is water, but is satirically made to seem super dangerous and toxic. <x} hehe. If anything it'll turn your cocoa bean grounds into a dark liquid at high temperatures, a liquid that's high in caffeine. :] Which is coffee!

"Das not a funny joke," Derpy says as he crossed his arms, pouting grumpily.