[Death by Mirrors]

What better captures the festive spirit than one of these questionable holiday sweaters? You know, the kind you got from your aunt because she thought the marihuana leaves surrounding Rudolph the red nosed reindeer were mistletoe. Or the kind your older brother dares you to wear to your office party, since nothing says "I'm a respectable adult" better than a gingerbread kitten dressed like a snowman and munching on a candy cane.

You either have one in your drawer, or have been wanting one your whole life.