[Merskelly Metalien]

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I was issued a challenge, long ago.
(About 6 years ago...)
I had pleased my friends in high school with personal role plays and fanfics including our fantasy scenarios and original characters. I was the best writer in our little nerdy/weeb group. So much was I praised, that my friends claimed I was too good a writer to ever pull off anything awful or stupid.
I challenged their belief years after losing contact with them all. I issued a very unnecessary challenge to myself. I can't say how, or why, I came up with this fanfiction. But I will mention, I tried to make it as crazy and dumb as I could...though, perhaps I could have tried much harder...
As it is. It's the only fanfiction I have written to date, that stands as undeniable proof, that I can indeed write without the use of my brain. (Not really.)

So, uh, here it is I guess. <x}
I hope it's more entertaining than painful.