[Patrick P.]

I have been practicing making things with the crystal, more than lanterns. I can say with 98% certainty that I can make anything now. I am willing to make a neat thing for you once per festival day, as long as you provide me with one (1) funny/terrible/etc. joke, jape, or quip. If you send a pun you will be permanently disqualified, blocked, and liquefied.

And no, you cannot choose what the thing is. Just believe it'll be neat. Thank you for your participation! :D