[Kaderin Triste]

Friend: *ignores birthday*
Friend: Hey, let's hangout this weekend for a late birthday thing.
Friend: But I don't have any money to do stuff.

Okay...so why are you making a big deal about it being a hangout to celebrate my birthday if I'm going to have to biy everything myself then? Why not say, "oh, sorry I missed your birthday" and then just make it a normal hanging out instead of claiming it to be a late birthday thing.
And if you didn't want to fucking eat at the new pizza place, why not just say so instead of going there and then sulking and not eating anything?!?!

*slams face against the wall repeatedly*