[Lawtan]

Nah, me boyo, I was ganderin over the sea, a sailor's first and true love. Aigh, she be a harsh lover, a right black widow to some, but her wonder outweighs the depths of oblivion, and her beauty, no human can beat. From the gentle caress of her wind, to the roar of her tantrum, to the meditative silence of her calm periods, to the ever-constant wit one must keep around her, this sailor loves the sea.

*Coughs* Sorry to get all Romance-like on ya, missy, what drink didst the wish?