[Death by Mirrors]

My oldest computer memory ever is playing Solitaire and Minesweeper on the laboratory PC when my mom took me along to work once. That was still Windows 3.1 back then, but I loved the strange machine so much I instantly wished for a PC of our own.

Oldest internet memory dates back to the days of dial-up where it went "connect to the net, click on your email. Disconnect, read the message while offline. Compose an answer in Microsoft Word. Reconnect again, copy and paste into reply form, hit send."

I also remember the time where you were either careless or an asshole for sending 3mb bitmap attachments with your mail, and I still can whistle the connect beeping tune.