[Merskelly Metalien]

925. What continent is Brazil on?
>:] America II.

926. what country is north of the United States?
>:] Candyana.

927. Who was Adolph Hitler?
>8[ Well, he wasn't Santa Claus that's for sure.

928. Who was Winston Church hill?
BT You mean Winston Churchill?
He was probably closer to being Santa Claus than Hitler was.

929. Do you know where your mom is?
>:] I know she's alive. And that she loves me. And that she's in the living room covered in grocery coupons. x]

930. Do you believe that dinosaurs lived on earth?
:[ No. I know that dinosaurs lived on earth. This was their planet. And they didn't f*ck it up by emitting carbon exhaust constantly. >:[

931. Do you know what an AK-47 is?
:/ It's ahh, two capital letters, followed by two numbers.
But why A and why K? >:/ Why 4 and why 7?
>:/ But it must have a correlation because the dash divides them.
Maybe the A is to 4 as K is to 7. :/
A-4 K-7...
A = A A A A
K = K K K K K K K
>:/ If we take into account that A stands for Alcohol, and K stands for Kat...we can assume 4 Alcohols for every 7 Kats, which equals a lot of Russia which is the one place full of Alcohol and Kats.
:o AND! If AK-47 is code for "Kat Party + 4 x 7" it means they are likely in possession of fancy 4 x 7 long carpet rugs.
>:o And if they have rugs, they got rats, which Kats love to Kill!
>:/ And where there are rats among Kats
someone's bound to get shot, as seen in most Mafia scenarios,
including one particular one taking place on Valentine's Day,
in America
during Prohibition,
>8/ involving several automatic weapons like the Thompson Submachine Gun!

MEANING!
>8D an AK-47 must be some kind of Russian Cyborg Kat!

932. How many TV stations do you have?
Bw Pbbbsh! More than we actually collectively use.

933. How many do you actually watch?
B] I don't watch TV channels, I just glance at the channels my family flips through and then I leave.

934. Do you pay a lot for all those channels?
If I paid the bill I'd stop paying it, because I don't watch TV anyway. =_= Regardless of the amount on the bill. But my mom is the one paying, not me, since we all need internet and she wants 1000 channels she's not going to watch.

935. Cable or satellite?
>8/ Psh! Satellite please, any day! I wish cable would just die already! Access to the internet is all we need, and they're trying to monopolize it. >X{ RUDE!

936. How many pairs of jeans do you own?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...hang on.
<:/ *runs to check*
12.
>x/ but about half won't fit me yet, and the other half won't fit me in the future. 8/
I tend to be a size 8 or 9 petite, but if I gain weight, it'll put me at size 10 or 12. <x//{
So I keep both the jeans that fit too loosely, and the ones that fit perfectly.
<B/ Was hoping to finally get to wear my shorts around in the summertime and look hella cute, but now I guess I'm stuck with PJ bottoms and sweatpants, which is more comfy anyways. xD