[Death by Mirrors]

Sun:

Whisky is liquid sunshine.
― George Bernard Shaw

Earth:

How inappropriate to call this planet "Earth," when it is clearly "Ocean."
— Arthur C. Clarke

Winter:

My old grandmother always used to say, Summer friends will melt away like summer snows, but winter friends are friends forever.
— George R.R. Martin, A Feast for Crows

Bath:

You look like you got more of a bath than the car. I never thought washing a car would be so hard, but after watching you for the last fifteen minutes, I'm convinced it should be an Olympic sport.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian

Medicine:

If tar, hard liquor and sauna do not cure, the disease is fatal.
— Finnish Proverb