[Lanfear]

That reminds me of a story.

One night (more like three in the morning), I was laying on the floor in front of my television playing Devil May Cry when I felt something on my calf.
I didn't think much of it because I was too engrossed in the game and dismissed it as a breeze on a bit of hair I might have missed shaving. (Ladies know what I mean.)
A few moments later I felt the same thing on my thigh.
I reached back, rubbed the itch- no worries- went back to my game.
After awhile I felt something on my neck.
I had short spiky hair at the time, and there was nothing near my neck.
The realization dawned on me that this wasn't a normal itch, and that whatever was on me was alive.
Fear Mode Activate!
So I swatted around furiously, probably flopping around my floor like a fish on land- when I see a brown spider crawling away beneath my entertainment center for it's relatively short life.

I never sat on the floor after that as long as I lived in that apartment.



They are neat from afar, but if it gets too close it is on.
Creepy little things.