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Default Pengore's Demands   #1  
The demon crashing our party is currently holding the very users lives in their hands. The more demands you complete the longer they will let us live and the sleepier they will get until they are satisfied with our offerings and leaves us alive to return to their sleep. It is up to you my dear users! I am just the translator!

The Demands List

Pengore currently would like users to send in video of them doing the Chicken Dance, in return they agree to not steal all your left socks and use them as mittens. Doing this task once will extend the event by a day. This is a repeatable event

Pengore is hungry and would like you to steal food from the Beast, but it must be something that it likes… You need to screenshot or link the post of you stealing said food. This must be done 5 times or Pengore will invade your bedroom while you're asleep and scribble quadratics on your face. Once it has been completed five times Pengore will extend this event by a day.

Pengore would like you to read them a bedtime story as they are feeling sleepy, but you must create your own and post it here. If you do so they will agree to not put peanut butter all over your feet and give you to a pack of dogs. Doing this once will extend the event by a day.

Pengore is cold and wishes for a new sweater, if you wish for it to not be made of your innards you will need three people to submit sweaters to the Ugly Sweater contest. After all they are a growing demon, but once completed and warm Pengore will let you live for another day.

Pengore is lonely, they want friends. The first four users to create threads and submit them here will not be slain when the event ends but simply trapped in an avalanche. Doing so will extend the event by a day.

After taking a nap Pengore awakens slowly their stomach grumbling, they are still hungry and this puts them in a bad mood. If you dont send them the completed Gift in Presents Galore they will take Chocolate bonbons and fill them with not chocolate. You dont want to know what the Not Chocolate is…..

Pengore is also looking for a certain someone, if you can find pictures of the man carrying a big sack that they are looking for to prove he exists they will extend your doom by a day.

Pengore requests that you bring them a warm drink made with cinnamon and cloves and served at festivals. Be aware that if you bring the wrong drink they will throw it back at you. So dont make it too hot.

Pengore has observed yet another silly tradition these humans enjoy: Caroling! However it turns out they have no sense of music and a bad short term memory, so every song they sing ends up mangled beyond recognition. If five different people volunteer to march along with Pengore, he promises not to tie all your shoelaces together into a treble clef but just a double knot. You must bring your own song. Put your favorite christmas carol into Google translate or a similar service, push it through at least four different languages and back to English. Post the result here and pray Pengore likes it.
Doing this will extend the event for another day.

Pengore thinks back to the last time they awoke and wonders if this tradition still stands "Tell me 10 New Years Resolutions to stop me from destroying your lands."


Pengore is currently unsure of what else to demand at this time, complete some demands and more will appear.

Pengore is currently Unsatisfied with their offerings, the event will last Until Jan 5th. At which point we will all be killed due to their displeasure.
Old Posted 12-23-2018, 12:16 AM