[Merskelly Metalien]

I will write the BEST STORY EVER!
(9, 23, 36, 40)

>:D
I am prepared to die for this! But it's quite possibly, the best story ever! <x'D

it was a particularly dry day in the kalahari desert. at least, that's what days typically are like in a desert anyway. the desert was desert-ed, save for one thing beside the ground. on top of the ground actually. a body. a murdered body. at least assumed, cause, it didn't appear to be moving. not too sure about what the body belonged to, but that's just a part of the mystery i guess. the murder mystery.
but seeing as murder mysteries are meaningless to a skeleton, it wasn't too difficult to just step around the body and keep walking to the nearest shady place to nap, which thankfully was only 4 feet away, on the other side of the body.

I'll come back to life in a little while, that much is certain. Of all the places to be thirsty, it had to while I was getting lost crossing through Africa. The water here is awful and not deep enough to sink into. Not even deep enough to drink! I collapsed here, and luckily death took me, instead of that three headed freak from outer space! My spirit lingers close by in case the humans track me down and graciously grant me the nice, nuclear radioactive water I, as king of monsters
and of my planet, need desperately. I have only been waiting for three days and the animals all keep away from my corpse, even the birds and- is that walking skeleton in a sweater? Hideous. Still, not as terrible as the monstrosity that is the gargantua twins. At least he does not smell like a corpse. Now the little skeleton is taking a nap right beside my spine. I guess the dead must rest too.