[Merskelly Metalien]

Originally Posted by Biomecha

You seem to be doing pretty darn well for a squid though, Merskelly.

;U; Thank you. Though I'm not a very smart squid, as most math just depresses me so much. Just had a math-y problem discussion with my bro, trying so hard to get me to understand. Kinda went something like, but not exactly like this.

"Okay, first, what's half of 10%?"
e-e "ffffiiiive percent??"
"Good and then what's 5% times 37?"
e~e;;; "...15..35..183?? I don't know!" <x'{
"Just plug it into the calculator."
>8'{ "There's no % button!"
"Point 5..times 37."
8'c "..it says 18.5"
"Good. That's your answer. See?"
;_; "Math is dumb. And needs to be replaced."
"You can't replace it, it binds the universe together and is universal."
;u; "Not if everything is magic. Then all you would need is mana!"
"Mmno. 'S not how it works."
;n; "I wanna give up living in this dimension then."
"Well, too bad, we haven't figured out a way to safely cross into another one yet. You know why? We gotta use math to destroy math!"
x} "hehe, I used the stones to destroy the stones!"

(Yeh, this was sorta a typical discussion we sometimes have.)