[daikokunyo]

baseball-

“Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.”
― Leo Durocher

cows-

“Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?”
― Bill Watterson

eyes-

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite