[Major]

Fruitcake:

Do it we bake?
Is it awake?
Does it know how to brake?
Are they named Jake?

How many to make?
How many to take?
Can it cross a lake?
Are they easy to fake?

It doesn't matter what's at stake,
Or how many leaves are raked,
Or if the snow is falling in flakes,
All that matters is that they don't jake brake!