[Letiel]

Fuuglish
The first parashi site I know of had the rules to speak Fuu. Fuu is one of the main characters with a rather low intelligence level. This language is now the language of the fans. Here are the rules:

1. There is no "I". Refer to yourself by name.
e.g. Nuri is learning Fuuglish.

2. Replace all "oo" or "ou" with "uu".
e.g. Not cuul man, yuu shouldn't puup in the streets like that.

3. Replace all profanity with "Fuu" or variations of it.
e.g. Fuu is a fuuking retard.
e.g. What the fuu are you saying??

4. Use the word "Fuu" whenever anything bad happens.
e.g. Aw, fuuey!


5. Use the word "Fuu" in all insults.
e.g. You're fuugly!
e.g. Epic fuuail!

6. You may use "Fuu" as a verb. It automatically means something bad.
e.g. Uh oh, I fuu-ed it all up.

7. You may use "Fuu" as a noun. It automatically means something bad.
e.g. Gross, don't be such a Fuu!

8. If there is still no Fuu in your sentence, force one in.
e.g. This sentence makes no Fuu.
e.g. I like to eat fried fuush.