[Bonnie]

Originally Posted by Coda

Bonnie, I have made the holy pike before -- two different kinds, in fact.

My first pike was a strawberry shortpike. It starts with a pie crust, then a layer of homemade strawberry pie filling (my grandmother taught me how to make it), then a layer of white cake, then a layer of pie filling, then a layer of white cake, and I frosted the top with Cool Whip.

The second was a quadruple-chocolate pike. The crust was crushed oreos. The filling was milk chocolate pudding. The layers were dark chocolate cake. The frosting was creamy chocolate frosting. AND THEN THERE WERE SPRINKLES.

But as cheesecake goes, the pizza place here where I live sells CHEESECAKE PIZZA.

You, sir, are a priest, or even an archbishop now, of the sacred religion of Trejoic Awesomism.

I HAVE to make that pike.