[Death by Mirrors]

Originally Posted by Den

*shares some of her batch of hot and fresh poutine with Kel. Also shares a lot of napkins because poutine can be messy because of the gravy*

Kel makes a great mess indeed while munching on hot and fresh poutine. No napkins were eaten during the preparation of this meal.

Originally Posted by Tam I am

Delicious ramen with a large soft cooked duck egg to break into it?

Delicious ramen with a large soft cooked duck egg to break into it has no time to get cold, so fast is the beast gobbling all of it down. The egg seems extra appealing.

Originally Posted by Espy

(I love how the recent attempts seem to be, well, in the middle of a very long description, there's bound to be *something* that fits the criteria.)

-offers Kel two dinner rolls pilfered from the cafeteria-

Kel turns the other way and ignores two dinner rolls pilfered from the cafeteria. You wonder if it would've been different if you just offered one.

Originally Posted by Biomecha

Prepares a Buddha bowl with chickpeas, quinoa, avocado, fresh spinach, butternut squash, walnuts, drizzled with olive oil.

Buddha bowl with chickpeas, quinoa, avocado, fresh spinach, butternut squash, walnuts, drizzled with olive oil does indeed satisfy the beast's current cravings.