[Death by Mirrors]

Originally Posted by Den

*wanders through, stops, offers the beast A hot and fresh piece of breaded walleye*

Beast munches happily on a hot and fresh piece of breaded walleye.

Originally Posted by Tam I am

Yay!
Hmm.

A large purple onion, hollowed out and filled with dirty rice, then roasted?

The beast enjoys its meal of a large purple onion, hollowed out and filled with dirty rice, then roasted.

Originally Posted by mdom

how about french fries with cheddar cheese and bacon?

Kel loves french fries with cheddar cheese and bacon.

Originally Posted by Biomecha

I've got some sort of mysterious gelatinous substance in a Tupperware container that's been in the fridge for a few years.

No mysterious gelatinous substance for the beast. It just turns its back to that food (is it even food?)

Originally Posted by XoGizmooX

Here's a big bag of gummy bears

The beast briefly sniffs gummy bears, then ignores them.