[Espy]

"Hm. I was rummaging through that massive armoire I have -- you know, the cherrywood one that makes strange noises at night-

...Wait, no, come back! It might be haunted, but the clothing definitely isn't! I think.

Well, in any case, I just want to get rid of them. No, trust me, they're quite fine, but I just simply don't have any more space in this heavens-damned thing! And you should see the rest of my room.

People like penny auctions, right? So I figured I'd hold one and see what sells. Hopefully everything. Ah, now I'm rambling again. I'll just bring the items out before I get distracted...again."

Donations Appreciated! (I might be running low on items.)

Rules:

0.) Don't be a jackass.

1.) The Penny Auction is only available to users who joined during and after 2015, or have taken a long hiatus until recently. The reason behind this is that I want to give newer Trisphites a chance to earn older items.

2.) It's a penny Aurum auction, and hence the starting bid is 1au, and the increment for each bid is also 1au.

3.) Don't retract your bids.

4.) There will be as many winners as items: the last bid gets first pick, the second to last gets second pick, etc. No user can win more than one item per round -- for example, if the third to last person has already won first pick, then the third pick will go to the next person down the line.

5.) Even if you don't qualify to bid, you can still feel free to hang around and chat with the rest of us!

6.) Please make your bid obvious in your post. And simply posting doesn't count as bidding; you need an actual number.

7.) After each auction ends, the winners need to PM me with their item preferences.

8.) Add "Rules read!" to the end of your first post in here.