Death by Mirrors
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A Ticket to the Drag Race
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Hello bro,
my name is Gary and I'm a real man. See my beard - and my muscles! I work as a truck driver. My favorite drink is beer. In my free time I like to go hunting and lumberjacking.
And I have a secret passion.
Ever since I first got a chance to watch, I'm in love with a particular event. With all my testosterone pumped heart I long to...
...be a princess.
Yes.
It's true. I want to compete in RuPaul's Drag Race, and I want to slap all those bitches back to third row. But I can't do this without your help. See, it's all about style. You just won't be fabulous in a second hand flannel checker shirt. Not even Julie Newmar could pull this off.
So I am looking to buy a Royal Amphibian Gown in order to express my glamtastic side. Can your runes help my dream come true?
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Posted 08-23-2018, 02:08 PM
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