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...which is literally a bar carved and shaped out of ice.

<...I'm fine. I can't really feel cold anyways. Getting ice in my joints is a bit...frustrating, though.>

<I've got apple cider, spiced apple cider, mulled wine, sparkling apple cider, hard apple cider...what the heck...>

<...hot chocolate, marshmallows, earl grey, coffee, chai, some really dark ale, ginseng tea, green tea, red tea, orange and spice black tea, mulled apple cider...>

<...and vodka.>

<...Probably some other drinks somewhere in here, too. Just ask. Also, talk to me. Or, you know, feel free to use my monitor to watch your favorite sportsball, but then I won't be able to actually talk to you.>