[Quiet Man Cometh]

Is he strong? Listen good,
He's got radio-active blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look, overhead

Look out! Here comes the Spider-man!!
(and courtesy of my high school jazz choir...

"Spiderman's master plan:
To raise his own little spider clan
In the woods; now they're troops
Fighting for special interest groups!

Watch out, there goes the spiderman!"
Yeah. Batman wins if only because he's not played by Tobie Maguire. (Sorry Tobe, not my favourite actor bud.)