[Coda]

SUBJECT: [Advertisement] Pollux and Castor, Robot Investigators
AUTHOR: Pollux and Castor, Robot Investigators
DATE: August 30, 20XX
FORMAT: Video

Two identical robots in blue armor decorated with angular white points stand side-by-side, smiling at the camera as the ad fades in. The captions on the screen indicate that their names are Pollux, on the left, and Castor, on the right. They're both wearing obviously forced smiles, and their delivery suggests that they're not very good actors. The twins take turns saying their lines.

Pollux starts, "Got a problem?"

"Have a question?"

"We can find the answer!"

"We can solve the puzzle!"

"If you need an investigator that's tireless..."

"If you need someone that can be in two places at once..."

They say the next line at the same time. "Then we're the robots for you!"

They switch their turns, and Castor continues, "That's right, Pollux and Castor, Robot Investigators, are here for you!"

"Bringing the robotic power of logical reasoning to you, our clients!"

"We can go places too dangerous for a human investigator!"

"No job is too big -- no overtime fees!"

"Call our office in Monsteropolis at 202-443-6464!"

"Or toll-free at 8XX-243-6464!"

They speak together again for one last line before the scene fades out. "When you're in trouble, call us on the double!"
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Outtake:

Pollux and Castor grin at the camera as they jog in place.

Pollux: "Got a problem?"

Castor: "We'll solve it!"

The two robots raise their hands and spin around.

Together: "Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it!"