[Merskelly Metalien]

<x'} oh...hahaha! Wowwww! That was good.

So Julius Caesar is walking along with his Senators in tow.
They are on their way to look at the various fountains and statues and temples,
with Julius deciding that things around the empire could look better than they were.

Six days later...

Three senators came to him with their masters of construction and design.
The first presented an master architect with a brand new innovative design for a fountain that uses wine instead of water.
"Does this please you Caesar?" the senator asked.
Julius Caesar just squinted at the design and shook his head. "No."
The second senator with a well respected ship captain was called in next.
He had suggested a larger and grander marina with a pier to fill up the coast full of naval military vessels.
"Does this please you Caesar?"
Again, Julius just sighed and crossed his arms. "No, no."
The third senator called in, presented his master sculptor to carve and put together an enormous bridge depicting the famous battles of the past on it's massive sides for all to see.
"Does this please you Caesar?"
Julius Caesar just stood up and waved his arms displeased.
"No no no. I'm not looking to start such enormous outlandish projects! I'm just needing a little Rome improvement."

(I'm sorry. X'D)