Death by Mirrors
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Originally Posted by Tam I am
I offer fresh salmon sushimi to the beast.
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You can barely look how fast the beast eats fresh salmon sushimi.
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Originally Posted by Espy
-tentatively hands over a slice of peach cobbler to the beast-
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The beast briefly sniffs the slice of peach cobbler, but turns its back to the dish.
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Originally Posted by Burnt Rice
I've got it. The best dish in the world!
-slaps down a bowl of burnt rice for the beast-
Everyone loves rice. How can you not?! I especially made this with rage. You can taste it in the crunch.
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Well, apparently the beast can't. It does not appreciate the bowl of burnt rice and leaves it untouched.
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Originally Posted by Biomecha
I'm hoping the beast will enjoy something I look forward to around this time of year, turkey dressing.
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The beast doesn't seem interested in turkey dressing. But hey - more dressing for you!
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Originally Posted by KittyBeary
Greetings, oh beast. How about I offer you some beef barley soup?
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The beast gracefully accepts your offer and slurps beef barley soup.
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Posted 10-31-2022, 03:04 AM
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