[Rem]

There's a running joke amongst my friends that if some food didn't come premade in paper sacks or out of a box I can open and eat from I would starve to death

...it's true |D;;
I cannot cook at all, like...seriously, at all. I have burned water. So I'm totally envious of people who make food turn into other food by like food magic.
But I like to eat!

I'm not for the spicy things either lol. I remember once friends and I went to an authentic Thai place and they were like 'what level do you want' (paraphrasing) and I had no idea what they meant so I was like 'uhh...three? that seems like a good number. I would like level three'

When I got my food and took a bite...oh my god.
There was not enough water in the world to help. if I could have I would have run down to the Ohio River and tried to drink it. SO SPICY. And my friends are sitting there with their like, level 8 and 10 food all 'what's your problem o3o'
I asked the server lady if it was possible I could get zero. Or like, negative twelve.
She laughed at me ._.