[Kaderin Triste]

Me: Whines online about feeling unappreciated on my birthday.

My boss: anyway, here all that vacation time you should have accrued for your last 4 years here, in the form of a massive check and also you still have over 330 hours of vacation and sick pay available to use(combined. they're shown separately, I just combined them for dramatic effect.)
And a last minute staff meeting! (Bruh. There's a cake on the kitchen countee with a towel over it. I'm a Ravenclaw for a reason, I know that it's a birthday party.)