[Kitalpha Hart]

Originally Posted by Kaderin Triste

and then will legitimately kidnap me (take me against my will)

You can always call the police for that. Just because they're related doesn't make it okay

I'm an atheist (though admittedly, I'm sort if "in the closet" to my family about that) and I'll pretend to be asleep.

Sleep>anything I have to wake up early for>religion, right?

I'll get needled with the usual "any boyfriend?" "why no boyfriend?" "why aren't you dating [insert name of friend casually mentioned once]? Good friends? Your parents started as just good friends too...." line of questioning and innuendos (ace/aro, but it's easier to remain in the closet to my family than to try to explain that to them).

HAIL FELLOW ACE OF SPADES
"If you're so interested in a boyfriend, why don't you get yourself one?" Throw it back at them and make them flounder
Or tell them that every time they ask any sort of question about a boyfriend or anything of that line of you, they add a week until you go looking. They are currently at 793 years, 7 months, and three weeks