[Death by Mirrors]

Originally Posted by Tam I am

I offer fresh salmon sushimi to the beast.

You can barely look how fast the beast eats fresh salmon sushimi.

Originally Posted by Espy

-tentatively hands over a slice of peach cobbler to the beast-

The beast briefly sniffs the slice of peach cobbler, but turns its back to the dish.

Originally Posted by Burnt Rice

I've got it. The best dish in the world!
-slaps down a bowl of burnt rice for the beast-

Everyone loves rice. How can you not?! I especially made this with rage. You can taste it in the crunch.

Well, apparently the beast can't. It does not appreciate the bowl of burnt rice and leaves it untouched.

Originally Posted by Biomecha

I'm hoping the beast will enjoy something I look forward to around this time of year, turkey dressing.

The beast doesn't seem interested in turkey dressing. But hey - more dressing for you!

Originally Posted by KittyBeary

Greetings, oh beast. How about I offer you some beef barley soup?

The beast gracefully accepts your offer and slurps beef barley soup.