[Salone]

"WE ARE NOT DONE!"

Dan yells out in a feral roar as he fires point blank in to the chest of one of the hapless bandits. In the chaos he catches the movement of one of the more sane ones attempting to run away.

"Oh no you don't."

He breaks in to a run, loping after him. At first it appears as if he won't be able to close the distance, but then...

"HERE COMES KITTY!"

Dan's hind legs erupt in to fire as his boots ignite in rockets, propelling him forward. Claws outstretched, he figuratively explodes against the poor sod who made a poor and desperate choice because of his low socio-economic opportunities and poor education brought on by a 'trickle down' government policy and a lack of mandated standardized schooling. However, this was all lost on both Dan and the bandit, as Dan was incapable of pronouncing 'socio-economic', and the bandit was now dead.

My word, you can actually function for once. That's worth at least a gold star.

Dan roared again, descending in to laughter as he began to fire at the rest of the general banditry while standing over the beaten corpse of the impoverished vagrant that he had slain.

"Do you believe in your human gods?! I'll send you all straight to Grenth!"