[Creed]

Built to keep all the haters out.

Made with a little Jack Daniels Syrup.
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JUST KIDDING, We used a LOT of Jack Daniels.. A LOT!



Welcome to the Breakfast Fortress, A place built on equality, understanding, and an ass-load of pancakes.
We've got three teams here at the Breakfast Fortress, we encourage friendly competition, but keep it safe and fun, boys and girls. We're all diners here at the Table of Life. Am I right?

House Waffle: Keepers of the Code, you think very laterally. You like to look for the gaps in life, and fill them WITH MORE JACK DANIELS SYRUP!

House Hashbrown: As the name implies, you're into a bit of everything, its hard to pin you, like its hard to pin eggs to a toaster. You adapt easily and like to take life like you like to take your coffee; FAST AND IN ONE BIG ASS GULP!

House Bacon: You... you know what you like, and how you like it. You don't move for NOBODY.. except maybe more Bacon, or Candied Bacon. You are the next level breakfast maneuver. You may be rigid, and you might not be too flexible. But dammit you are A-OK with life as-is.


The Houses are for fun and companionship only, not to be taken too literally, cause that is what the haters do.. And this was built to keep them all out, you dig?

So have a blast, have some breakfast..

AND REMEMBER.

You're only as cool as your Orange Juice.


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