[Reyoki]

A guy goes to his buddy's house and sees a large wheel of cheddar on his front porch. He asks is friend, "Hey, what's up with the cheddar?" to which his friend replies, "'s not cheddar; it's nacho." The guy gives his friend a strange look and says, "No, that's cheddar." His friend says, "Nope, definitely nacho" and the guy says, "How do you know?" His friend says, "Well, I was goin' down the road the other day, and all of a sudden something slams into the back of my truck. I got out and saw the cheese layin' there, so I put it into the back. About that time some weirdo starts runnin' down the hill shoutin' "NACHO CHEESE! NACHO CHEESE!" Here, have some."