[Suzerain of Sheol]

I get mistaken for being female with some frequency, and I'm really not sure why. I suppose long hair + a plethora of leather and steel "jewelry" must somehow equal female... It's usually servers at restaurants, typically when I'm out with my mother we'll get a "hello, ladies" or something to that effect. Only half of them seem to realize their mistake... which prompts even more embarrassment in the form of flustered apologies and in some cases very-much-unwanted rustling of hair. >_<

It doesn't really bother me, though my mother tends to make fun of me when it happens. Oh, well. Not cutting my hair. :p

Do foundation, black nail polish, and colored contacts count as cross-dressing? I have an on-going argument with my father over whether such things are gender-neutral or not.