[Auspicious Happenings]

She threw back her laugh. " Now now Dicaprio, no need to be so jealous. I know its against your culture to admit that women are more sophisticated and skilled, so I'll give you some time to accept that fact."
She smirked wider this time, exposing her gleaming white teeth. "Besides, from the looks of it, you have as much wit and purpose as you do balls... So, needless to say it would be a very disapointing relationship" she noted.