[Auspicious Happenings]

"K-Kill?" he asked, face positively confused. The fact that he had been called a spy suddenly clicked in his head. " I-I'm no spy! I swear it! " he exlaimed, eyes beginning to mist with tears.
From the jerking, the wig slipped right off the top of his head, revealing his kitten soft brown locks below. His green eyes widened, and he tried to catch his wig.