[Auspicious Happenings]

Evan was woken rather rudely. His eyes shot open at the sensation of a hand on his throat.
"You spy, you are no woman!" came the voice of the Prince.
Evans heart was in his throat. "My Lord, p-pardon me?" he asked groggily, not understanding what was happening.
It was then that he realized with ultimate terror what had happened.
One of the pads that his Mother had given him to stuff down his top had slid right out of the dress as he slept on the ground.
He turned ten shades of red, and then a sickly white color as he reached for the padding.