[Echo-chan713]

I don't know if I'm going trick or treating on Halloween. But there is a kinky Trick or treating.

and I have to write some sort of clever sign on my door basically saying that i'm not here.

"I'm sorry to inform you but I have gone to the other side, so if you feel the cold shoulder, that's me. Will be back tomorrow"

Or some Doctor Who joke on the door that says that I've been in a police box that took me to another time and will be back as soon as possible.

And I can't leave candy out the door because of poisoning risks