[Archaic Kitten]

Pffft.
Jeff Dunham is the funniest ventriloquist that I've ever seen.
He has...
Walter, an old man who's always grumpy and hates his wife.
Achmed the dead terrorist, who is a skeleton with a beard, eyebrows, and hair with cloth wrapped around his head. If you wanna see something funny by him, go on youtube and type in "Jeff Dunham Jingle Bombs Live" and watch it. Cause it's hilarious. XD He also says "Silence! I kill you!" a lot. :3
Peanut... the weird purple monkey creature with green hair and only wears one shoe... You gotta watch him to see all the crazy stuff he does. I'm not honored enough to type it up. XD
Bubba Jay... A redneck that's always drunk. I think he's only in Jeff Dunham's Christmas Special...
Achmed Junior is a new puppet he just got. He made his debut on Controlled Chaos, which is what I was watching last night. He's have skeleton and have living. XD And he's gay. LOL. It's funny to watch.
And.. he has a super hero one... I can't remember his name... that is in "Arguing with Myself"... He is quite funny. :3
Oh oh oh! And then he has a black puppet that is a pimp! He's crazy! XD

You just gotta watch the frikin shows, Lauv. There are...
Arguing with Myself
Spark of Insanity
Christmas Special
Controlled Chaos.

You can google them and see if you can watch them online or something? :3 cause you will laugh your butt off till you can't breath. XD