[johnny]

I don't even understand the concept of online dating. Like, I have two friends who both met boyfriends online - one ended up actually moving from Florida to New York to live with him, the other one "imported" her boyfriend from Texas to Florida - and they're both perfectly happy (though the one that brought her boyfriend in from Texas actually broke up with him, they're still friends and roommates) but I can't wrap my head around the idea of online dating.

I suppose I can barely wrap my head around in-the-flesh dating, though, so... even more abstract concepts than that break my little unsocialized brain. xD